Discount cover at the Hippo House’s wedding? Shaddup!

Immaculately manicured inhabitants of the global pornography repository,

The Hippo House has made it clear to several staff whom are now in traction, that she desires not only your presence at the wedding, but your presents.  Her generous nature has also allowed us to offer a TWO DOLLAH discount on cover charge at her wedding.  The only stipulation is that the present must be either wrapped or have a pretty bow.